Let Me Tell You a Story...

Let me tell you a story about a cowgirl....

She is a hard working lassie, not afraid of putting in a long day's work.

But nothing makes her madder than a thief. A Cheeto Thief. Even a jellybean thief.

And so often, these faces are on her wanted list...

They're a wiley pair, often unsuspecting. But don't let them fool you. They don't fool Kate. Upon detection, cowgirl Kate gives it her all to retrieve the confiscated Cheeto or jellybean. She means business.

She burys her head down

and with a loud yell, she charges as though she were leading an army toward a triumphant victory, however this victory entails Cheetos and jellybeans.

She screams, "Cheetos Forever!" as she makes her intentions known.

And, while she often gets what she wants, she sometimes is a bit embarrassed at the measure she took to retrieve it.

But that embarrassment only lasts for a few minutes when she realizes how good that Cheeto or jellybean tasted.

This is the story of cowgirl Kate.