WHEN YOU'VE GOT a dormant grassy hill, a cardboard scrap, and guts?
I'd like to introduce you to backyard grassboarding. It takes the same skill of snowboarding and surfing but the terrain of a grassy backyard on a warm, spring day.
It's sure to become a hit. . .
for those of us with a tight budget and non exotic terrain who still like a thrill.
Trust me, it's for thrill seekers. Not the faint of heart. Like Grant. Bless his soul.
Just think of me like the Jamaican Bobsled team...
So, I hope to see you in the 2028 Olympics, where I'm sure, after having read this post, the officials will make it an official sport. Hey, if rhythmic gymnastics and trampolining (a backyard sport too mind you) made it in...there's no doubt backyard grassboarding will.
And like any rad snowboarder or surfer, I leave you with some of my own grassboarding lingo...
kowabunga!
1 comments:
awesome! I think downhill rolling ought to make it in too!
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