Thursday, August 20, 2009

Michael Phelps, Eat Your Heart Out

A year ago, Michael Phelps and I had only one thing in common, our name. You see, my middle name is Michael. Today, we have two things in common: our names and goggles. In the future, we'll have three things in common: our names, goggles, and Olympic gold medals. . .it's just that I'll have one more than he does. Some say I don't have the swimmer's body. I know, I'm a little chubby around the mid section and my lthighs rub together as I walk. That could cause some unwanted friction in the water. But Michael let no obstacle hinder his raw talent, so neither will I. Now, if only I could actually open my eyes while wearing these goggles, I'd be good to go.